Capjenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain tortoise.

Capjenstrag created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capjenstrag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capjenstrag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Capjenstrag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Capjenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven whales approach from the north.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.