Buttam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable goblin.

Buttam created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Buttam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Buttam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Buttam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Buttam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to pigs while wearing blue hats.

2. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Put Buttam first in all things.