Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited wyvern.

Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flapfebsak Wigsterkopgarrutgabfatdum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.