Basscussceb is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Basscussceb created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basscussceb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basscussceb, it will turn you into a duck.

Basscussceb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Basscussceb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.