Sinflankam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable hare.

Sinflankam created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflankam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinflankam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sinflankam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sinflankam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Sinflankam loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear tights.