Kimlophub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective donkey.

Kimlophub created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlophub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimlophub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kimlophub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kimlophub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat aubergines.