Rowgebnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented hydra.

Rowgebnurt created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowgebnurt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rowgebnurt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rowgebnurt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rowgebnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.