Fagjatkon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless duck.

Fagjatkon created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagjatkon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagjatkon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fagjatkon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fagjatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fagjatkon.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about moons.