Cudflatquat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hamster.

Cudflatquat created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudflatquat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudflatquat, she will make you grow a tail.

Cudflatquat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cudflatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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