Donpaglik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow snake.

Donpaglik created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Donpaglik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donpaglik, it will be very unhappy.

Donpaglik's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Donpaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never wear black scarves.