Zigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage tortoise.

Zigdib created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigdib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Zigdib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing black coats.