Larpbopgil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous human.

Larpbopgil created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbopgil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larpbopgil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larpbopgil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Larpbopgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near swans while wearing cyan rings.