Ortgessman Kapspagsit
is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, proud
tapir
.
Ortgessman Kapspagsit
created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ortgessman Kapspagsit
, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ortgessman Kapspagsit
, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Ortgessman Kapspagsit's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Ortgessman Kapspagsit's Holy Commandments
1. Feed all hungry turtles.
2. Never eat lentils.
3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not speak about gooseberries.
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