Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring finch.

Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vogfubyarl Hontadgan Libsatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Run away if five snakes approach from the west.

4. Never paint your legs brown.

5. Do not commit murder.