Hughonrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent dragonfly.

Hughonrul created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hughonrul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hughonrul, she will turn you into a slug.

Hughonrul's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hughonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never feed parsnips to cats while wearing shoes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never leap near porpoises.

5. Do not take Hughonrul's name in vain.