Dadkanlist is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak hedgehog.

Dadkanlist created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadkanlist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadkanlist, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dadkanlist's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dadkanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs black.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Dadkanlist.