Dadkanlist is a god.
She takes the form of a large, weak
hedgehog.
Dadkanlist created the planet Mars three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dadkanlist, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dadkanlist, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Dadkanlist's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Dadkanlist's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs black.
2. Always look after injured manatees.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. You must love Dadkanlist.