Gebwit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish centipede.

Gebwit created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebwit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gebwit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebwit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gebwit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.
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