Cibsiddin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing wyvern.

Cibsiddin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibsiddin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cibsiddin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cibsiddin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cibsiddin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Hide from cyan ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill pigs.