Fedmabboss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring gerbil.

Fedmabboss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmabboss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedmabboss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fedmabboss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fedmabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fedmabboss loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.