Fonbellgepbass is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident finch.

Fonbellgepbass created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonbellgepbass, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fonbellgepbass, it will ignore you.

Fonbellgepbass' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fonbellgepbass' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to horses while wearing turquoise boots.