Funrenbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving crane.

Funrenbug created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Funrenbug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Funrenbug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Funrenbug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Funrenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Always help foxes.