Funrenbug is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving
crane.
Funrenbug created dark matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Funrenbug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Funrenbug, it will boil you in a big pot.
Funrenbug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Funrenbug's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never mention seals.
4. Never write about eukaryotes.
5. Always help foxes.