Midgettail is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty bat.

Midgettail created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midgettail, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midgettail, it will send minions to preach to you.

Midgettail's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Midgettail's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.
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