Pibnullvid is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, omniscient
wolf.
Pibnullvid created carbon nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibnullvid, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pibnullvid, he will turn you into a mole.
Pibnullvid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Pibnullvid's Holy Commandments1. Never wear indigo rings.
2. Always look after injured foxes.
3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Never eat green fruit.