Quatgudmil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Quatgudmil created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatgudmil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quatgudmil, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quatgudmil's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quatgudmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never write about planets.