Quatgudmil is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic
camel.
Quatgudmil created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quatgudmil, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Quatgudmil, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Quatgudmil's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Quatgudmil's Holy Commandments1. Never go into black rooms.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Never write about planets.