Talhitfubhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart penguin.

Talhitfubhit created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talhitfubhit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Talhitfubhit, she will turn you into a worm.

Talhitfubhit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Talhitfubhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing red tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Talhitfubhit.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
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