Cebafril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent lobster.

Cebafril created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebafril, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebafril, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebafril's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cebafril's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cebafril.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.