Fadgesscem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental hummingbird.

Fadgesscem created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fadgesscem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadgesscem, it will turn you into a frog.

Fadgesscem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fadgesscem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Fadgesscem loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear yellow.