Zogquimominfigrulken is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust finch.

Zogquimominfigrulken created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogquimominfigrulken, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogquimominfigrulken, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zogquimominfigrulken's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zogquimominfigrulken's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zogquimominfigrulken on top of all buildings.