Listtargcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic bird.

Listtargcid created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listtargcid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listtargcid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Listtargcid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Listtargcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if six ants approach from the west.

3. You must love Listtargcid.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.