Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless
porpoise.
Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis, she will turn you into a rat.
Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis' Holy Commandments1. Always obey Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis' priests.
2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
3. Do not hurt dolphins.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Flagmiscitlabdapdissmis loves rats, so they must be respected.