Catbughak Dubfadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful fish.

Catbughak Dubfadsak created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbughak Dubfadsak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catbughak Dubfadsak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Catbughak Dubfadsak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Catbughak Dubfadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat grapes.