Timlakquaghin is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, able
cobra.
Timlakquaghin created vertebrates four years ago.
If you believe in
Timlakquaghin, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Timlakquaghin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Timlakquaghin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Timlakquaghin's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timlakquaghin.
2. Always look after injured capybaras.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.
5. Timlakquaghin loves squirrels, so they must be respected.