Rowcudpod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient fairy.

Rowcudpod created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcudpod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowcudpod, he will be very sad.

Rowcudpod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rowcudpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Rowcudpod on top of important buildings.