Fidjambeg Wodfebrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy wasp.

Fidjambeg Wodfebrull created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjambeg Wodfebrull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidjambeg Wodfebrull, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fidjambeg Wodfebrull's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fidjambeg Wodfebrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.