Botsandrap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever warg.

Botsandrap created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Botsandrap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botsandrap, he will manifest in front of you.

Botsandrap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Botsandrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Botsandrap.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing yellow coats.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.