Banbedpinnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful weasel.

Banbedpinnull created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbedpinnull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Banbedpinnull, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Banbedpinnull's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Banbedpinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Banbedpinnull's priests.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.