Dibbinnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless lobster.

Dibbinnutt created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbinnutt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibbinnutt, he will strike you with lightening.

Dibbinnutt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dibbinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never feed lots of limes to hamsters while wearing gray coats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.