Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tiresome parrot.

Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kemjabpogveenbunzogbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat wheat.