Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid armadillo.

Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sanragdub Ranhiglarnbed's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.