Fascadhitjat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless hamster.

Fascadhitjat created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fascadhitjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fascadhitjat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fascadhitjat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fascadhitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always obey Fascadhitjat's priests.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.