Kincutbud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident owl.

Kincutbud created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kincutbud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kincutbud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kincutbud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kincutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about special relativity near badgers while wearing black trousers and balancing four carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.