Fumligwod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident ferret.

Fumligwod created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumligwod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fumligwod, it will cry a lot.

Fumligwod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fumligwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Fumligwod.

5. Never mention cats.