Flagjopyart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced swan.

Flagjopyart created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagjopyart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagjopyart, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flagjopyart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flagjopyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagjopyart.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.