Nurrilrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless dragon.

Nurrilrut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurrilrut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurrilrut, she will turn you into a mole.

Nurrilrut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nurrilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about snails.