Weejadbep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent hippopotamus.

Weejadbep created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weejadbep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weejadbep, she will be mildly annoyed.

Weejadbep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Weejadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.