Megfombaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective turtle.

Megfombaf created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Megfombaf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megfombaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Megfombaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Megfombaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.