Rulbenjam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Rulbenjam created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbenjam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rulbenjam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rulbenjam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rulbenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the east.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always obey Rulbenjam's priests.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.