Nulrangamnad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong tortoise.

Nulrangamnad created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulrangamnad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulrangamnad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nulrangamnad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nulrangamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Nulrangamnad on top of important buildings.