Pidrutwip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent duck.

Pidrutwip created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidrutwip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pidrutwip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pidrutwip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pidrutwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.