Hogpibrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy jellyfish.

Hogpibrag created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogpibrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogpibrag, it will come to you in dreams.

Hogpibrag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hogpibrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.